Fair Trial?

You've been "naughty."

Now you've been summoned to court where:

• The Plaintiff is the State
• The Judge Represents the State
• The Prosecutor Speaks for the State
• The Public Defender is Compensated by the State
• The "Witness" is a Policeman Paid to Accuse you by the State
• The Jury is Sworn on Oath Not to Question the Statutes of the State

Q.	Can you get a fair and impartial trial in a court where everyone represents the plaintiff?
A.	No.

So what are you doing there?